【劇透】【超強(qiáng)力劇透】【如果你之前沒看又懶得補(bǔ)這里是你最好的選擇】【中文翻譯拿了HIMYM貼吧字幕組的】Seven years ago, when Marshall and Lily got engaged,七年前馬修莉莉初訂婚Ted saw Robin across a crowded room, and I said, "Oh, yeah, you just know she likes it dirty,"泰德人群之中遇羅賓 我曰 善 乃識其窈窕欲炮之But Ted really liked her然泰愛慕之心如金石so we played "Have you met Ted?"遂舉 否遇泰耶They went to dinner, he walked her home, shoulda kissed her,二人遂共進(jìn)晚餐 泰送羅返 是當(dāng)吻別 didnt - lame - so he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place,未然 惡也 后泰竊其青號 返should've kissed her, didnt - lame當(dāng)吻 未然 惡He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof,泰舉盛會三 終吻于舍頂but decided to be friends - lame然未正道也 大惡then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding,一日 泰欲攜羅共赴友之大婚she couldnt go, he went alone and met Victoria羅未至 泰獨往而識維didnt kiss her either - lame - not a great closer, Ted然亦未吻之 噫 泰德者 盧瑟也but he finally kissed her, they started dating, 然泰終如愿 始正道she went to Germany, Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria.維往德意志 泰吻羅 甩維Ted did a rain dance, got Robin, Ted and Robin broke up,泰行祈雨舞 得羅 然終分Robin moved to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud,羅徙南美 與一拉丁渣渣返Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning that as much as possible泰妒 紋一媚記 雖未與主線關(guān)聯(lián) 然多多益善乎I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends吾炮羅 泰割席Ted got hit by a bus, we made up泰遇車禍 遂重和Robin and I started dating, I got fat, her hair fell out.吾始追羅 吾長肉千斤 羅恢恢疑禿We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora吾分 羅與唐甚密 吾追諾cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora與羅紅杏出墻 遂棄諾Robin dated Kevin, but not for long羅與凱甚歡 然好景不長and then I met you and you took my grandpa's watch后吾識汝于佾 汝得吾祖上之手表but I fell in love with you anyway,然愛慕之心不可控也and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me汝準(zhǔn)放氣于廳堂 吾求婚and you said yes and we came over here to meet little Marvin汝準(zhǔn) 后往馬府探新生and that's everything!以上【說此翻譯裝逼的獻(xiàn)上宇宙組真正的裝逼大作七言詩】時光倒流七年前，馬修莉莉把婚訂酒吧燈火闌珊處，泰德瞧上俏羅賓我說此妞適合泡，泰德卻要付真心我做媒人牽了線浪漫晚餐有情調(diào)，該親未親成遺憾為討芳心偷藍(lán)號，泰德重回香閨處依然未親失良機(jī)，泰德追女挫到爆三場派對迎羅賓，屋頂一吻本有戲二人卻玩老友記，依然挫得很低級本來約定赴婚宴羅賓有事未成行，泰德巧遇蛋糕妹還是未親急煞人，泰德泡妞太差勁一吻定情終盼到，妹子卻赴德國行泰德難耐吻羅賓，異地戀情就此掰求雨一舞贏佳人，無奈好景不長久羅賓傷心走巴西，帶回拉美小俊男泰德妒忌喝醉酒，股上紋只大蝴蝶此句純屬題外話，逮到機(jī)會記得提羅賓與我一夜情，兄弟之誼從此斷泰德不幸被車撞，我倆一笑泯恩仇羅巴佳話自此傳，未料戀情成酷刑肥仔禿妹分了手，告別舊情朝前走激情復(fù)熾滾床單，我為羅賓甩新歡羅賓舍我選凱文，戀情依然未結(jié)果接著你我便相識，祖?zhèn)魇直肀荒沩樀乙廊粣凵夏阍谀愀澳芊牌ǎ埬阆录逓槲移弈阈廊稽c頭同意，我們來看小馬文來龍去脈全道盡【我不喜歡搞但是估計得扔上來的個人聲明】一） 不是我做的字幕 差評也不是給我 你喜歡別的字幕可以看別家的 不同意見可以 但是不應(yīng)該不負(fù)責(zé)任地批評字幕組人的不是或者直接給別人扣上裝逼的帽子 你可以說 我不喜歡這個字幕 因為它把生活化的口語變得好學(xué)術(shù) 我不能接受 不是說 這個字幕裝逼得要死你干嘛貼出來 扔下一句裝逼就拍屁股走人 這是對字幕組的不尊重二） 我把這段臺詞發(fā)出來的分享的目的如題 中文翻譯只是挑了個自己喜歡的而已并不是本文的重點 但是自從某樓評論開始就口徑一致地說“此字幕裝逼” 已經(jīng)偏離了我想分享的東西的主題 再者 此文言的難度最多就是高考的語文水平 并沒有使用什么艱深難懂的詞 值得你花兩三分鐘琢磨一下它的精準(zhǔn)簡潔 而不是看到是文言就扣上裝逼的帽子 這和賈翻生搬硬套地賣弄句子完全不是一個性質(zhì)三） 某樓有人批評我的玻璃心 沒錯我是玻璃心 但這不代表你們偏頗的主觀意見就是對的 如果你想討論翻譯的問題 完全可以認(rèn)真嚴(yán)肅地拿出論點論據(jù) 或者舉出更好的翻譯方式 請不要拿著免費的午餐還嫌棄他分量不足味道不好